Most Babies are Born Bald for Good Reason

Wherever we go, people stop us to comment on Lucy's hair. Since I see her all of the time, I forget that most babies don't come into this world looking like they're wearing a wig. Other mothers wistfully stare at the little bows in Lucy's hair. One even told me about using toothpaste to keep her daughter's bow in. And yes, at times like these, I feel lucky, special even.

You see, MY munchkin always stands out in a crowd. Each day when I walk through the door of daycare, it's easy to spot her among the other precious baldies. I'll usually spy her shock of dark brown hair right away, and I always feel as if I could burst with joy.

Yesterday, when I walked into Lucy's room, I looked around and immediately the phrase "One of these Things is not Like the Others" came to mind. I spotted Lucy and yes she stood out among the other babies. But for different reasons--MY little precious bundle was the ONLY baby in the classroom with socks on her hands.

When she realized I was there to get her, she looked over at me, attempting to put her little sock hands in her mouth. For an instant, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Her teacher looked at me with hesitation and even a bit of fear as she said, "We had to put socks on her hands to keep her from pulling her hair. She's got a strong grip." I don't know if they thought I would be angry or if they thought I would accuse them of some strange form of baby punishment. Really, I just wondered why I hadn't thought of that brilliant idea myself.

Now, I'm feeling confused. Do I invest in more socks in order to color coordinate Lucy's outfits? What rules of fashion apply? Should socks on both hands and feet match? Should I coordinate the color of the hand socks to her shirt and the foot socks to her pants? Is it still considered a fashion faux pas if the white socks you're wearing with black pants are on your hands rather than your feet? So many questions, yet so little has been written about hand sock fashion sensibilities.

The moral of my story? For all you mothers who wish your babies had more hair: be glad you only have to worry about what sticky substance you're going to use to get that little bow to stay in and not how to color coordinate your infant's hand and foot socks. :-)